{"product_id":"telescope-dad-t-shirt-financially-ruined-by-looking-at-space","title":"Telescope Dad T-Shirt – Financially Ruined by Looking at Space","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"36vzvl\" data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"381\"\u003eThe Most Expensive Free Hobby You'll Ever Love.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"383\" data-end=\"408\"\u003eLooking at space is free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"430\"\u003eThe telescope isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"579\"\u003eNeither are the eyepieces, filters, mounts, cameras, tracking systems, dew heaters, batteries, software subscriptions, and \"just one more upgrade.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eThis hilarious \u003cstrong data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"613\"\u003eTelescope Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt perfectly captures the reality of astronomy enthusiasts everywhere. 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